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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Freaky Felony Funk Festival


 
hi norm, 
 

the summer of love is a bygone era.
welcome to the freaky felony funk festival of fall !!!
 
sir rotten has a new date with density....and destiny.

motion to terrorize the halloween house of haunted horrors.

oct 3 at 10:45 am at the loco poco courthouse.
 

sir cocky also has a new date with density...and destiny.
another full 2 day hearing in the works.
time to prepare the turkey to be stuffed....and stiffed.
nov 10 and 11 in charleston at the mothership of the wv bar odc.
 
thanks,
navin r. johnson


10 comments:

  1. confirmed word on the street - and the teleconference this morning- ol' cocky clifton has decided to finance his future.....and the family farm.....and has secured new counsel in the form of a new legal dream team to represent his reprehensible retort with the wv bar odc.

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  2. Sorry Sir. Cocky win or loose I think your days of representing people around here are done, of course you and Bob and the Honest one and tony and dead Walt can get together and open a law firm in a galaxy far far away .

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  3. chief of the semi holesAugust 13, 2014 at 9:16 AM

    yeah but will he still be able to rape women at will ???????

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    1. navin r. johnson, esquireAugust 13, 2014 at 12:18 PM

      at this point, his only defense is going to be that he got caught with his hand in "the cookie jar" and that the multiple sexual encounters in the prosecutors office "were consensual".
      all of this is going to play out in writng, photos, videos, emails, texts, etc.
      the cockster has to hedge his bets at this point - admit to the behavior, claim he has a "sexual addiction, etc" (aka- just like sir rotten attempted) and only needs counseling to "become reformed", and attempt to avoid the larger peril of the problem- the multiple victims and felonies waiting in the wings as soon as the odc is done scalping him.
      the wv bar odc aint gonna have none of it.
      all of sir cock-a-lot'z behavior and sexual antics would be just fine and dandy if it were done in the privacy of his own home with his insignificant other.
      however, aint none of this behavior gonna be legitimate while attempting to be an assistant prosecutor and misusing and abusing his public office - and leveraging legal outcomes in exchange for sexual favors.
      even if he aint busted by the odc for trading legal leniency for sexual favors and fornicating felony flavors, the mere behavior of his "oral arguments" in office will devoid him of his legal shingle under the premise of "conduct unbecoming" in violating the rules of professional conduct.

      mark my words, sir cock-a-lot will be disbarred.
      as standard in west 'by god' virginny- he will lose his law license for five (5) years and can reapply to be a sheister lawyer again in 2020......when looking back on things, he still wont be able to learn his life lesson and see things "20/20".

      in the entire scheme of things, the wv bar odc is the least of cocky'z worries.
      meanwhile- the wv state police, THE FBI, the special prosecutor, and the u.s. attorneys office are all continuing with their formal criminal investigations and have a fresh set of multiple felony counts to stuff Sir Clifton'z stinky stocking at Christmas.
      apparently, to the oblivious obvious, violating individuals civil and constitutional rights is a big "no-no" that ol' jl should have learned before he even applied to law school.

      2015 brings a new year and is time to turn a new leaf of legal papers for The Cockster. there are at least five (5) victims that we know of as of 2012. you can bet your bottom dollar, and clifton's red raw bottom, that the civil suits will soon follow in numerous and voluminous fashion (i.e. just like the Sir Rotten case is playing out).
      more retainers, more lawyers, and more refinancing and leveraging the family farm.

      meanwhile.......ol' jumpin' JL is runnin' out of options to "serve the public" of the loco poco forest.
      I surmise his extensive experience with the dog shelter and humane society will give him the credentials to run for dog catcher to pay all the bills and provide sustenance during trying times.

      meanwhile...........during all of these trials, torts, and travails..........don't u know that "married life" on the family farm is gonna be a real daily joy for Sir Cock-a-lot.
      don't count on the good little woman continuing to stand by her man during all this nonsense......as the photos, videos, emails, facebook chats, texts, etc become public fornication fodder.
      aint no woman on this planet.....or even the loco poco forest.....gonna be able to get jl's juxtaposed jollies out of her head.

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  4. Sir Cocky should get one of our local crime fighters to handle the case.
    He would probably not win but it would be a fine show indeed.

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  5. We need the heavy duty industrial version of this for the type we have to deal with.
    I don't think one form at a time will get the job down as some of ours have been suspended or disbarred and had as many as 30 complaints .

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  6. I was hoping the rotten one would go to general population so he could experience a decade of free love .

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  7. He may not get protective custody like his buddy Sir Rotten , if he serves and time in the future.
    He might find out the true meaning of the term penis colony O wait I spelled that wrong so sorry.

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  8. navin r johnson, esquireAugust 22, 2014 at 12:30 PM

    she' s a very special girl
    the kind u don't take home to mother
    .......or your wife......

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

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  9. Highly doubt they will have cliftons hearing on Veterans Day probably see another delay

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